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Well, after a nice three day weekend (four for some) here I am, back doing the grind. The picture for today gives insight into the greater workings of cubicle life. Notice the awesomeness of three monitors, their colorful glaze hinting at greater programming productivity. See the faint outline of my "Grande Americano" and ponder at the life bringing warmth and caffiene it provides after a long relaxing weekend.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Jose and Wendy Barton (Jose took Wendy’s last name because we all know she wears the pants in the relationship) for inviting me to their baby shower. They are expecting a baby boy very soon and Wendy hopes it has Jose’s legs, but her intelligence. I whole heartedly agree.

Hopefully TLO (The Little One) won’t grow up to be that weird guy that falls in love with the automated voice at a toll-free number. Here’s also hoping that he won’t be the unlucky guy who accidentally loses some "Mary Jane" while conducting a customs test in Japan. I think that TLO should grow up to be a Jack Sparrow impersonator, but that’s just me. Life is a long journey and TLO has a long way to go. Hell, he’s not even here yet.

Here’s to you Wendy and Jose. I wish great happiness to you and yours. However, please, don’t do this to the poor kid.